PREVIOUSLY ON "UGLY BETTY"...
HILDA SUAREZ, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME? OH.
SO YOU LIKE SOMEONE.
YEAH.
ARE YOU MY MOTHER? (whispers) YES.
TYLER IS NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS.
WELL, WHO IS HE THEN? HE'S YOUR BROTHER.
I REALLY, UH, NEED TO SEE YOU TONIGHT. I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.
THANKS FOR NOT DITCHING ME TONIGHT. MY NAME IS BETTY SUAREZ,
AND I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW ORTHODONTIST.
I'VE BEEN WEARING BRACES FOR OVER FOUR YEARS NOW.
(pop song playing)
(man) ♪ IT'S SIMPLY WONDERFUL ♪
♪ DO, DO-DO DO-DO, DO, DO ♪
♪ DO, DO, DO-DO ♪
♪ DO-DO, DO, DO ♪ ♪ SIMPLY WONDERFUL ♪
GOOD-BYE, BRACES.
♪ DO, DO, DO ♪ ♪ SIMPLE THINGS ♪
WHOO!
♪ SIMPLE THINGS ♪
(mouth full) MORNING! MORNING.
(turns off radio) OKAY.
HEY!
PAPI, BETTY AND I WERE UP ALL NIGHT
TALKING ABOUT MY WEDDING, AND THERE IS REALLY NO WAY
THAT WE CAN DO IT WITHOUT 100 SNOW-WHITE DOVES.
WHAT DO YOU NEED DOVES FOR? CITY'S FULL OF PIGEONS.
AND THEY'RE FREE. PIGEONS?!
UGH! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
BETTY, BACK ME UP.
I DON'T KNOW IF I SAID "A HUNDRED WHITE DOVES."
(smack) AY! WHERE IS JUSTIN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
UH, HEY, AUSTIN.
UM, JUST LEAVING ANOTHER MESSAGE.
DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED...
UM, YOU KNOW, THE... KISS.
MAYBE YOU LOST YOUR PHONE OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW. PROBABLY NOT.
UM, ANYWAY, YOU CAN CALL ME BACK.
UM, UH, THIS IS JUSTIN. (beep)
(Hilda) JUSTIN! PAPI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE DOVES. (sighs)
THERE HAVE TO BE A HUNDRED, AND IF THEY'RE NOT SNOW WHITE,
THEN THEY MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE PIGEONS. THAT'S WHAT I SAID. BETTY, BEFORE I FORGET,
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHECK FOR THE ORTHODONTIST.
PAPI, I'M AN ADULT. I CAN COVER IT MYSELF.
THEN I WILL TAKE IT.
WHAT? CHAMPAGNE WATERFALLS ARE VERY EXPENSIVE. PLEASE, I'M YOUR FATHER. LET ME DO THIS.
AND BESIDES, IT'S MY FAULT.
EVERYONE ON MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY
HAS THE BIG, CRAZY CHOMPERS. A.B., LOOK THIS WAY.
I GOT YOU JUST A LITTLE SMALL SOMETHING
TO CELEBRATE YOUR BRACES COMING OFF.
AWW! HOW SWEET!
(gasps) NOT SO FAST.
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT UNTIL THOSE THINGS ARE GONE.
OKAY, WELL, ONE MORE THING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. (chuckles)
ALL RIGHT, FAMILY...
(singsongy) SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE BRACES!
'CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE THEM AGAIN!
(all) BYE, BRACES!
(toothbrush bristles rustling)
(groans)
(gasps)
TYLER? INTERESTING. I'M TOTALLY ON BOARD.
OH. UM...
AMANDA SPILLED A WINE COOLER ON MY SHIRT LAST NIGHT, SO--
OH, LAST NIGHT. SO YOU SLEPT OVER?
(thud) BOO-YAY! I TOTALLY GOT THE STAIN OUT.
(chuckles)
(hanger clanks)
THANKS. UM...
LISTEN, LISTEN, I SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
OKAY.
(sighs deeply) SO... WILL I SEE YOU LATER?
YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO.
(slurps loudly)
MARC, NOTHING HAPPENED. HONEST TO PRADA.
HE WAS JUST JET-LAGGED FROM HIS TRIP WITH CLAIRE
SO HE STAYED OVER. THAT RIGHT THERE
WAS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE EVEN KISSED.
IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF NICE,
GETTING TO KNOW A GUY BEFORE I TICKLE HIS GINGER. SWEET.
IT REALLY IS.
MARC, I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE START OF SOMETHING REAL.
SO DOES DANIEL KNOW ABOUT YOU AND HIS HALF BROTHER?
NO, DANIEL DOESN'T KNOW, AND HE'S NEVER GOING TO.
REALLY, NEVER? SECRETS COME OUT, MANDY.
IF YOU THINK THIS IS REAL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL DANIEL
BEFORE HE HEARS ABOUT IT SOMEPLACE ELSE.
SO THE WHOLE TIME I'M ON THIS DATE, RIGHT,
I KEEP STARING AT THIS GUY'S FUNKY LATERAL INCISOR.
BUT, I MEAN, I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MEN ARE. THEY'RE SO SENSITIVE. (chuckles)
(mutters) HUH, WHAT WAS THAT?
(sighs) DR. FRANKEL? YEAH?
I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS STORY,
BUT WE'RE GONNA TAKE MY BRACES OFF TODAY, RIGHT? OF COURSE. ABSOLUTELY! OF COURSE.
GREAT.
SO, ANYWAY, I'M SITTING AT THE TABLE,
AND MR. FUNKYITY TOOTH IS TAKING FOREVER WITH THIS MENU, RIGHT?
(laughs) LOOK, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK SOON BECAUSE IT'S PICTURE DAY,
AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING A NEW I.D... MM.
WITH MY NEW SMILE.
AND I DON'T WANT TO RUSH YOU OR ANYTHING... MM-HMM. ENOUGH SAID. ABSOLUTELY.
YOU HAVE HAD THESE ON FOREVER...
FOREVER. AND YOU ARE DYING TO GET THEM OFF.
WE'RE NOT GONNA WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE. YEP, OKAY.
ARE WE READY? I'M SO READY.
AND... (fire alarm rings)
THERE'S THE FIRE ALARM. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
I'M SO SORRY. IT'S BEEN ON THE FRITZ ALL WEEK.
WELL, AT LEAST THE SPRINKLERS DIDN'T GO OFF THIS TIME. WHAT?
(sputters)
(gasps) BONJOUR!
I JUST GOT BACK. I BROUGHT YOU SOME PARISIAN CHOCOLATE.
GREAT. BUT I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW,
GETTING READY FOR THIS SHOOT. OH, YES! THE MILLION DOLLAR BRA.
EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT.
(chuckles) YOU REALLY PULLED OFF QUITE A COUP THERE.
AD SALES ARE THROUGH THE ROOF.
(clears throat)
AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME ABOUT MY TRIP? HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
ALEXIS AND TYLER REALLY HIT IT OFF.
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS SKEPTICAL AT FIRST,
BUT THEN WHEN SHE REALLY LET HERSELF GET TO KNOW HIM...
I JUST... I WISH YOU HAD BEEN THERE. YEAH--
A FUN VACATION WITH MY HALF BROTHER WHO I DON'T LIKE
AND MY MOTHER WHO LIED TO ME ABOUT HIS VERY EXISTENCE.
DANIEL, CAN WE PLEASE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS?
WHY START NOW?
I'M LATE FOR MY MEETING. EXCUSE ME.
(Daniel) I HAVE THREE WORDS FOR YOU--
MILLION DOLLAR BRA.
IT'S NEVER BEEN FEATURED ON A COVER BEFORE,
BUT THE GOOD PEOPLE AT EVE'S SEDUCTION
ARE ALLOWING "MODE" TO BE THE VERY FIRST, THANKS TO ME.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
YES, YES. DANIEL DID SOMETHING RIGHT.
HALLELUJAH, IT'S A MIRACLE.
SO THE BRA LAUNCHES ITS WORLD TOUR WITH A GALA SEND-OFF
THIS AFTERNOON AT THE GUGGENHEIM.
WE WILL BE SHOOTING THE BRA IMMEDIATELY AFTER...
AT THE GUGGENHEIM, ALSO THANKS TO ME.
IF YOU TURN TO PAGE SEVEN OF YOUR PACKETS,
YOU'LL SEE THE BRA'S ITINERARY FOR THE DAY, OR BRA-TINERARY.
(laughs) (chuckles)
(Daniel) UH, WE ARE WORKING UNDER A VERY TIGHT TIMELINE,
SO YOU WILL HAVE FOUR HOURS TO SHOOT THE BRA. UH, DANIEL? (chuckles)
I'M SURE YOU HAVE THIS ALL THOUGHT THROUGH,
AND, UH, I MIGHT BE A LITTLE SLOW,
BUT CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE'RE GONNA SHOOT THE BRA
WHILE IT'S ON A PLANE?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, ACCORDING TO YOUR BRA-TINERARY,
YOU HAVE US SHOOTING THE BRA IN THE AFTERNOON,
BUT THE NEW PRESS RELEASE FROM EVE'S SEDUCTION
HAS THE BRA ON ITS WAY TO CAIRO AT THE SAME TIME.
I'M SURE IT'S JUST, UH, BEEN A LITTLE MIX-UP
AND WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
NO, THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM.
I KNOW THE BRA HAS A BUSY SCHEDULE,
BUT YOU PROMISED ME FOUR HOURS TO DO THE SHOOT.
WE... (sighs) NO, WE DIDN'T HAVE A WRITTEN AGREEMENT,
WE HAD A VERBAL ONE.
LOOK, JUST PUT SOMEONE ELSE ON THE PHONE. (line disconnects, dial tone drones)
HEL-HELLO? DANIEL.
(cell phone beeps) CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
(sighs) I SORT OF MET SOMEONE.
REALLY?
WELL...
GOOD FOR YOU... I GUESS.
THERE'S MORE.
IT'S TYLER.
AMANDA...
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
WELL, WE SAID WE WERE CASUAL.
I-I THOUGHT THAT'S HOW THIS WORKED. YEAH, BUT HE'S MY HALF BROTHER.
DON'T YOU SEE HOW MESSED UP THAT IS? DANIEL--
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
(sighs)
♪♪♪
(camera shutter clicking)
DO YOU THINK MAYBE--OH.
SORRY, I-I WAS TALKING.
(camera shutter clicking)
(Marc) HEY, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
I HAD PLANNED EVERYTHING OUT.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE MY BRACES OFF,
I PICKED OUT A NICE OUTFIT. AWW, WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR IT?
AND THEN THE SPRINKLERS WENT OFF
AT MY ORTHODONTIST'S THIS MORNING.
IRONICALLY IMPROVING YOUR LOOK SLIGHTLY. THANKS.
(laughing) HEY, BETTY, ASK ME IF, IN FOUR YEARS,
I'VE EVER GOTTEN TIRED OF MAKING FUN OF YOU.
GO AHEAD, ASK ME. ASK ME! IN FOUR YEARS, HAVE YOU EVER GOT--
NOPE!
OKAY, BETTY, WAIT, COME BACK. COME ON, WE CAN FIX THIS.
LOOK, WATCH. (beep)
FIRST, WE JUST GOTTA GET RID OF THE BRACES,
AND THEN WE'LL FIX THAT HAIR.
AH! THANK YOU, MARC! BUP-BUP-BUP! WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
NOW WE GOTTA FIX THAT FACE!
(beeping) LET'S TRY THIS AND THIS AND THIS.
(printer whirs and clicks)
VOILà!
MARC, THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I AM OUT OF OPTIONS.
THEIR HEAD OF PUBLICITY CHANGED THE BRA SCHEDULE LAST MINUTE.
SHE REALLY SCREWED ME ON THIS. SO GO ABOVE HER.
BETTY, THE ONLY PERSON
HIGHER UP AT EVE'S SEDUCTION IS EVE HERSELF,
AND NO ONE'S EVER SEEN HER SMILE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE'S A CAST-IRON BITCH.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. LAST TIME SHE SMILED
WAS WHEN DICK CHENEY SHOT THAT GUY IN THE FACE. HMM. ALL RIGHT. SO DON'T GO ABOVE HER. GO BELOW HER.
EVE'S ASSISTANT ALISON IS SUPER NICE, AND WE'RE OLD PALS.
SHE'S PROBABLY ONLINE RIGHT NOW. LOOK, I'M SORRY I'M SO STRESSED.
FIRST, THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BRA AND THEN AMANDA.
YOU KNOW SHE BROKE UP WITH ME? SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU?
YEAH. I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE CASUAL THAN THAT.
NO, WE WERE.
IT'S JUST THAT SHE WANTED TO START SEEING TYLER.
TYLER? YOUR BROTHER? THAT'S INTENSE.
WHY WOULD SHE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE SHE WANTED SOMETHING... MORE THAN CASUAL.
HEY, COME ON! I CAN DO SOMETHING MORE THAN CASUAL.
OKAY. I'M JUST SAYING, IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?
(computer chimes)
HEY, A-BOMB!
B-Bomb! Got the birthday flowers.
You rock...
hard. You rock harder!
You're a rock star. You're a rocket ship!
You are rock candy. Okay, uh, can we just save all this rockin' for later, ladies?
(Daniel) Thanks. Sorry. He's stressed.
Look, I just found out that the bra has to go to Egypt.
That's really gonna screw up our shoot.
Is there something you can do to help? Ooh, that might be tough. Eve's in one of her moods today.
She does always pad the bra's schedule though.
So tell you what. Why don't we meet at the Guggenheim,
and see if we can try to convince her? What do you say?
I'd say you rock! No, you rock!
Okay, you both rock.
Sorry. Thank you. We'll see you later. Bye-bye. (computer bleeps)
BETTY, 1. GIVING UP, 0.
UH, YOU'VE GOT A RAISIN STUCK IN YOUR... BRACES.
IT'S KIND OF GROSS. EW.
(indistinct conversations)
(beep)
HEY, BRACES, THE MUSEUM IS CLOSED FOR A PRIVATE PARTY.
YOUR SCHOOL'S GROUP IS OVER THERE.
AH, HA HA. NO, I'M NOT WITH THEM.
I'M ACTUALLY WITH "MODE." I.D.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SECURITY?
EVE'S SEDUCTION HIRED US TO PROTECT THE BRA, MISS.
CAN I SEE YOUR PRESS I.D.?
YEP.
THIS ISN'T YOU.
OH. (scoffs)
ACTUALLY, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.
SEE, IT WAS PICTURE DAY AT WORK TODAY,
AND THIS GUY I KNOW THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO-- (loud beep)
OH. STEP TO THE SIDE, MA'AM.
(wand crackles)
(feedback warbles)
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
WHY? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND?
I HAVE BRACES, OKAY? I'M AN ADULT WOMAN WITH BRACES!
IT'S A PAIN!
DO I WISH THAT I WAS BORN WITH PERFECT TEETH? YES.
BUT I WASN'T. SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A JOB TO DO.
A-BOMB! BOMB!
AAH!
AH! (thud)
AAH.
(fanciful instrumental music playing)
(Betty, voice echoing) DO I WISH
I WAS BORN WITH PERFECT TEETH? YES.
(Daniel, voice echoing) YOU'VE GOT A RAISIN
STUCK IN YOUR BRACES. (sprinklers hiss)
(feedback warbles, camera shutter clicks)
(whoosh)
(birds chirping)
(fanciful instrumental music playing)
WHAT HAPPENED?
(Dr. Frankel) YOU GOT YOUR WISH.
♪♪♪
DR. FRANKEL?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL, YOU WISHED YOU WERE BORN WITH PERFECT TEETH,
AND HERE YOU ARE.
YOU HAVE PERFECT TEETH. YOU'RE WELCOME.
SO WHAT ARE YOU--
MY GUARDIAN ANGEL, A TOOTH FAIRY?
EH, I DON'T DO LABELS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I DON'T NEED GLASSES!
WAIT, WHY DON'T I NEED GLASSES?
YOU GOT LASIK.
YOU WANTED PERFECT EYES TO MATCH YOUR PERFECT TEETH.
IN THIS WORLD, YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST A LITTLE BIT VAIN. REALLY?
MM-HMM. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME AT ALL.
(dish clatters)
HILDA? PAPI?
ARE YOU GUYS...
WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?
THIS IS MY HOUSE. YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT.
IT'S NOT? NO.
WELL, WHERE'S MY FAMILY?
BABY, GET THE BAT.
OH!
MY FAMILY LIVES HERE?
THIS IS AMAZING.
AND ALL OF THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE I HAD PERFECT TEETH?
WELL, SINCE YOUR PAPI DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR BRACES,
ALL THAT MONEY WENT RIGHT INTO THE TECH BOOM.
RENTED OUT YOUR OLD HOUSE AND VOILà! CASA SUAREZ.
(Betty) OH, MY GOD.
IS THAT MY FAMILY?
(Hilda) HEY! (Ignacio) MIJA, THERE YOU ARE.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. YEAH.
HI, GUYS.
UH, HILDA, YOU LOOK SO...
BEAUTIFUL? I KNOW!
WELL, I TOOK YOUR ADVICE. I'M WEARING MAKEUP.
ISN'T SHE A KNOCKOUT? (giggles) OH! ANYWAY, BETTY,
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR A WEDDING DRESS
THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ONE THAT YOU WORE TO PROM. I WENT TO PROM?
(laughs)
I WAS PROM QUEEN?
(laughs) OKAY, HA HA, VERY FUNNY.
ANYWAY, DO YOU THINK I CAN PULL OFF A DRESS LIKE THAT?
OH, YOUR OPINION MEANS SO MUCH TO ME, YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE MY FASHION GURU! (laughs)
(elevator bell dings) OH.
AAH! OH!
THERE YOU ARE. I'M SO SORRY.
WHERE'D YOU GO? I'VE BEEN WORKING DOUBLE DUTY.
I'M SHOWING ANNA PAQUIN WHAT HER LIFE WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE
IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE THAT GIANT GAP IN HER TEETH.
OKAY, WELL, EVERYTHING SEEMS GREAT.
I MEAN, MY FAMILY IS LOADED,
AND HILDA IS HAPPIER THAN I'VE EVER SEEN HER.
BUT WHY DOES SHE... LOOK SO...
DIFFERENT? YEAH.
IT'S THE LAW OF THE UNIVERSE.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE REALLY PRETTY SISTER.
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT, RIGHT?
THERE'S PARIS AND NICKY, KIM AND KHLOE, JEFF AND BEAU...
SO I'M THE PRETTY SISTER? MM-HMM. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT. DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T.
YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW SOMETHING
AS SIMPLE AS PERFECT TEETH CAN CHANGE YOU...
AND THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU.
(elevator bell dings)
GOOD AFTERNOON, "MODE" MAGAZINE.
PLEASE HOLD.
(beep) OH, HI, BETTY.
MARC... YOU HAVE A BABY? I'M SO SORRY.
DIDIER HAD A BIG TRIAL TODAY, AND OUR SITTER CANCELED.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY.
ARE THOSE EARRINGS NEW? THEY'RE GREAT! AND YOU'RE NICE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT RECEPTION?
OH, ANSWERING PHONES, ALPHABETIZING FILES.
BUT IF YOU NEED ME TO RUN ANY ERRANDS,
I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.
ROSALITA WILL SLEEP THROUGH ANYTHING.
SHE ONCE SLEPT THROUGH A COUP ATTEMPT IN EL SALVADOR. (fusses)
(gasps) OH. (singsongy) OOPSIE-POOPSIE!
(laughs) SOMEBODY DID A NUMERO DOS.
(normal voice) I JUST GOTTA CHANGE-SIES,
BUT IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, SERIOUSLY, JUST... (snaps fingers)
(gasps) OHH.
(gags) UGH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BROUGHT THAT LITTLE GOBLIN. AMANDA?
THIS IS A PLACE OF WORK... ISH.
(gasps) OKAY, COULD MARC'S DESK BE ANY GAYER?
NOT THAT I MIND GAY. I LOVE GAY.
I JUST USUALLY PREFER THE LOUD, SWISHY, STEREOTYPICAL KIND.
(snickers) YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET TODAY.
AM I?
YEAH, USUALLY YOU CHIME IN WITH SOME FUNNY REMARK
ABOUT HIS LESBIAN JEANS OR HIS JHERI CURL.
YOU MEAN... YOU AND I MAKE FUN OF MARC?
ONLY EVERY MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY, BESTIE.
UM, BESTIE, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE STEALING
ALL THAT PETTY CASH. (door closes)
UM, IT'S NOT STEALING WHEN YOU OWN HALF THE COMPANY, B.
MM-HMM. YEPPERS.
MARRIED TO DANIEL.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
I MEAN, AT FIRST IT WAS JUST CASUAL, RIGHT?
AND THEN HE GETS WIND THAT SHE'S SEEING OTHER GUYS,
AND THEN, OF COURSE, DANIEL GETS SERIOUS.
OHH. (scoffs) JEALOUSY.
IT CAN MAKE A MAN MARRY YOU OR...
THROW ACID IN YOUR FACE.
WELL, THEY SEEM HAPPY.
DR. FRANKEL?
(singsongy) BETTY, THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU.
THEY DID? FROM WHO? (normal voice) DEREK.
DEREK WHO?
DEREK JETER!
I'M DATING DEREK JETER?!
WELL, YOU WERE. HE'S TRYING TO WIN YOU BACK.
WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS? (laughs)
HE CAN HAVE ME BACK!
I'LL JUST PUT THESE IN YOUR OFFICE.
I'M A MANAGING EDITOR...
I'M RICH...
AND I'M DATING DEREK JETER!
IT'S GREAT TO BE BETTY SUAREZ.
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS DOING GREAT.
(chuckles)
DANIEL!
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WHY? HAVE YOU GOT SOME BAD NEWS TO DELIVER?
DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M WEARING? HMM?
FOUND SOME NEW WAY TO HUMILIATE ME?
(chuckles) WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU MAY HAVE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HERE FOOLED,
BUT I KNOW THE REAL YOU.
UNDERNEATH THAT PERFECT SMILE,
YOU'RE UGLY, BETTY.
EVERYTHING SEEMED SO PERFECT.
WHY DOES DANIEL HATE ME?
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER.
I WAS HIS ASSISTANT FOR THREE YEARS!
OH, NOPE. YOU WEREN'T.
DANIEL'S DAD HIRED A PLAIN JANE WHO WOULDN'T TEMPT HIS SON,
AND WITHOUT YOUR BRACES, THAT WASN'T YOU. (chuckles)
SO BRADFORD NEVER HIRED ME?
WELL, THEN HOW'D I END UP AT "MODE"?
(fanciful instrumental music playing)
I'M REALLY NERVOUS. (chuckles)
ARE--ARE YOU INTERVIEWING HERE, TOO?
YES. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN FASHION.
OH. I LIKE YOUR PONCHO.
MILAN. DOLCE & GABBANA. FALL.
MARC, PULL EVERYTHING WE HAVE ON FABIA COSMETICS.
I WANT TO THOROUGHLY HUMILIATE DANIEL
AT HIS FIRST MEETING TOMORROW MORNING. (laughs)
IS THAT A BUG IN YOUR TEETH?
OH, GOD. OH, G-- UGH.
I THINK IT'S A POPPY SEED FROM THAT BAGEL I ATE.
(gasps) YOU ATE A BAGEL? UGH.
MY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN SMILE YOU HAVE.
THANK YOU.
MARC, YOU'VE JUST BEEN DEMOTED TO RECEPTIONIST.
PRETTY TEETH, FOLLOW ME.
SO I WAS WILHELMINA'S ASSISTANT?
MM-HMM.
HOW WOULD THAT WORK?
I MEAN, WE'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
WELL, MAYBE AT FIRST, BUT YOU WERE A QUICK STUDY.
(hangers scraping rack) NO... AWFUL...
NO... SHOULD'VE BEEN FIRED...
HIDEOUS... AND NO.
BETH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHY I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW?
D-DON'T ANSWER.
BETTY, TELL HER.
UM...
THERE ISN'T MUCH FLOW FROM ONE LOOK TO ANOTHER.
BETTY, ARE YOU A FASHION PERSON OR NOT?
TELL HER ABOUT THE COLOR!
WILHELMINA SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU FOR RED.
WHAT DID YOU BRING US?
NO, NOT RED, BUT BURGUNDY,
CANDY APPLE, SCARLET, WINE,
CRIMSON, BLUSH, VERMILION,
PUCE, MAROON.
HONESTLY, BETH. MAROON?
DON'T STOP, BETTY.
THE ONLY TRUE RED IN THIS ROOM IS YOUR FACE.
(whimpers)
(cries)
BETTY, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON.
(Betty) OH, MY GOD. I'M AWFUL!
BETH CAN'T HELP HER RED FACE.
SHE HAS ROSACEA.
MAYBE I WAS JUST HAVING A BAD DAY?
ACTUALLY, THAT WAS A GOOD DAY.
YEAH. YOU'RE KIND OF A BEEYOTCH.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.
♪♪♪
(man) ♪ HEAD UP ♪
♪ BEFORE YOU GET KNOCKED DOWN ♪
♪ YOU'VE COME TOO FAR ♪
♪ TO LET YOUR DADDY GO AND PUSH YOU AROUND ♪
♪ HEY ♪
BETTY.
MOTHER MEADE. LOOK AT YOU, BRAVING THE SUNLIGHT
AS IF IT WON'T BURN YOUR FLESH.
AH, CLEVER. I'M A VAMPIRE.
WELL, EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T SUCK YOUR BLOOD.
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY TO CONSUME THAT MUCH BOOZE.
HA HA! HAH!
EVERYTHING IS SO SCREWED UP.
CLAIRE AND DANIEL HATE ME. WILHELMINA AND MARC LOVE ME.
OH, MARC DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
WHAT? HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NICER.
WELL, TO YOUR FACE.
HONEY, THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S TERRIFIED OF YOU. LOOK.
(crying) IT'S LIKE IT'S HER LIFE'S MISSION
TO MAKE SURE I NEVER GET PROMOTED.
I HATE HER! (sobs)
I HATE HER, HER AND HER STUPID, BEAUTIFUL TEETH.
HE HATES ME.
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS THAT CRAZY ABOUT YOU
IN YOUR OTHER LIFE. (sighs) WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY?
THEY SEEMED HAPPY.
YEAH, ABOUT THAT...
(knock on door)
BETTY. HI.
UH...
BETTY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
UM, THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME,
BUT, UH...
YOU CAN'T BE MY MAID OF HONOR.
I MEAN, IT'S MY BIG DAY,
AND I JUST WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION FOR ONCE.
DO YOU HATE ME?
NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
I MEAN, IF THIS IS WHAT YOU AND BOBBY WANT.
BOBBY? WHO'S BOBBY?
TALERCIO. YOUR FIANCé.
THAT GUY I HAD A CRUSH ON IN HIGH SCHOOL?
COME ON. DON'T TEASE ME.
I'M LUCKY I FOUND A GUY LIKE ABUNDIO.
ABUNDIO? YOU'RE MARRYING THE MEAT MAN?
ISN'T HE, LIKE, 70?
HE'S 61!
WELL, HOW DOES JUSTIN FEEL ABOUT THIS?
JUSTIN? WHO IS JUSTIN?
YOUR...
SON.
WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY, BETTY?
HUH?
I MEAN, YOU'RE MY SISTER, AND I LOOK UP TO YOU,
BUT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD?!
HILDA!
HILDA. HILDA!
WHY DOESN'T SHE KNOW ABOUT JUSTIN?
WELL, BEING THE "UGLY SISTER"
IS A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL.
MM-HMM.
THANKS TO YOUR PERFECT SMILE, JUSTIN NEVER EXISTED.
(singsongy) OOH. SPOOKY.
YOU REALLY ARE A MONSTER. WHAT?
THE MILLION DOLLAR BRA SHOOT. OH, LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.
DANIEL, WAIT!
THE BRA SHOOT? THAT'S TODAY?
YEAH, IT'S TODAY, OR IT WAS UNTIL YOU SABOTAGED IT.
NO. NO, I DIDN'T SABOTAGE IT.
THE HEAD PUBLICIST CHANGED THE BRA'S SCHEDULE ON YOU.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
I DIDN'T.
LOOK, DANIEL, I CAN FIX THIS.
I KNOW EVE'S ASSISTANT-- ALISON.
I CAN GET HER TO HELP US. OH, JUST GIVE IT A REST.
HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM, BETTY? I DON'T THINK THAT YOU'RE DUMB,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO MAKE YOU HATE ME, BUT...
(sighs) I CAN ASSURE YOU, WE ARE ON THE SAME TEAM,
AND THE LAST THING I AM IS A LIAR.
(opens drawer) OH, YEAH?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER SLEPT WITH YOU, BETTY.
(closes drawer)
FRANKLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH HIM EITHER.
BETTY, DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
ARE YOU CHANGING THE PLAN ON ME?
WHICH--WHICH PLAN?
(laughs) OH, SORRY. WE HAVE SO MANY PLANS TOGETHER.
THE, UH, "RUIN THE BRA SHOOT/ HUMILIATE DANIEL" PLAN.
OH. (laughs) (chuckles)
UM, SO I-I AM SABOTAGING DANIEL.
NO, WE'RE SABOTAGING DANIEL.
UNLESS YOU'RE GOING ROGUE ON ME?
BETTY, WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
SO JUST STICK WITH THE PLAN AND BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK,
YOU AND I WILL BE CO-EDITORS-IN-CHIEF OF "MODE."
(laughs) (laughs)
(footsteps retreat)
(sighs)
(static crackles) MM, MM, MM.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT I'M IN CAHOOTS WITH WILHELMINA. MM.
HOW COULD HAVING PERFECT TEETH CHANGE ME THIS MUCH?
(laughs) WELL, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU, B-BOMB.
ALL RIGHT, HAVING BRACES IS HARD, RIGHT?
PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF YOU, AND IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS,
WHICH MADE YOU COMPASSIONATE.
PRETTY-TEETH BETTY-- PEOPLE FAWNED ALL OVER HER,
AND IT WENT TO HER HEAD. (sighs)
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
BETTY?
AMANDA!
(gasps) OH, HEY, BETTY. DO YOU MIND?
YES, I MIND! YOU'RE IN MY OFFICE, AND...
(whispers) YOU'RE MARRIED!
AND THIS IS THE LAST PLACE DANIEL WOULD EVER STEP FOOT,
WHICH IS WHY YOU LET TY-TY AND I HAVE OUR PRIVATE TIME IN HERE.
DID YOU WANNA SADDLE UP? IT'S A BIG DESK. MM.
(normal voice) EW. EW!
HEY, I NEVER TOLD DEREK JETER ABOUT YOUR SIDE ACTION,
SO I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP YOUR BIG, SEXY MOUTH SHUT!
WHOO! YOU EAT LUNCH ON THAT DESK? UGH.
EW. SO AMANDA IS CHEATING ON DANIEL...
YEAH, WELL--MM-HMM. IN MY OFFICE?
WELL, DANIEL'S NOT EXACTLY HAVING A DRY SPELL.
HE'S ALL OVER HIS ASSISTANT RIGHT NOW IN THE COPY ROOM.
YOU WANNA SEE? NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M GOOD.
OH, ALL RIGHT. SO THEY'RE BOTH HAVING AFFAIRS?
WIPE THE JUDGE-Y OFF YOUR FACE, JETER CHEATER.
BETTY, THANK GOD.
I NEED $40,000...
OR I'M A DEAD MAN. WHAT?
MY BOOKIE SAYS IF I DON'T COUGH UP 40 LARGE,
HE'LL BREAK MY LEGS. BOOKIE?!
(whispers) YOU LOST 40 GRAND GAMBLING? YOU KNOW I'VE HAD THIS MONO ON MY BACK
SINCE WE STRUCK IT RICH.
YOU GONNA GIVE ME THE CHEDDAR OR NOT? PAPI!
IT'S NOT LIKE I WALK AROUND CARRYING THOUSANDS OF...
DOLLARS IN MY PURSE.
THERE IT IS. COME TO PAPI.
MY GOD! (laughs)
(money rustles)
YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, MIJA. WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU?
WELL, ADIOS, PAPI.
(sighs) YOU HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT. SORRY.
OKAY? MM-HMM.
(sighs deeply) THIS IS TERRIBLE.
UH, I-I-IT CAN'T STAY THIS WAY. MM-HMM.
IT HAS TO CHANGE. I HAVE TO-- I HAVE TO CHANGE IT BACK. OKAY.
I'M GONNA START WITH DANIEL. ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GO TO THE GUGGENHEIM... MM-HMM.
I'M GONNA TALK TO EVE... OKAY.
AND I'M GONNA GET HIM THE MILLION DOLLAR BRA BACK. OH, GOOD, A CHANGE.
(elevator bell dings) BUT MAYBE THINK ABOUT KEEPING THE HAIR. I LOVE THE HAIR.
SO YOU SEE, IF YOU COULD JUST PLEASE FIND
A-A TEENY, TINY, TEENSY BIT MORE TIME
FOR US TO SHOOT THE BRA,
THEN WE ALL WIN. WE WILL ALL BE HAPPY.
ALL I HEARD WAS, "BLAH, BLAH, SHRILL.
BLAH, BLAH, WHINE. BLAH, BLAH, BEG."
AND NOW I'M HUNGRY FOR MEXICAN FOOD.
ALISON, GET ME SOME TACOS!
ALISON! UH, I'M SO SORRY.
THERE IS A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE BRA.
IT SEEMS TO BE MISSING.
(Eve) OKAY, I AM FURIOUS.
ALISON, GO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE NECK. OFFICER!
OFFICER, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
OFFICER!
(indistinct conversations)
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
WILHELMINA?
SLACKING OFF ON THE ELLIPTICAL, DARLING? (exhales deeply)
THE BRA-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M PROTECTING MY INTEREST.
THE MOMENT I HEARD YOU SPEAKING TO DANIEL,
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA STAB ME IN THE BACK.
FIRST, I WAS HURT, BUT THEN I REALIZED,
OF COURSE YOU'D DOUBLE-CROSS ME. YOU'RE BETTY.
HELP, SECURITY! SHE'S STEALING THE BRA!
WHAT?!
NO, I'M NOT! I'M NOT! OW!
(dramatic music playing)
(voice echoes) YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, MIJA.
(voice echoes) JUSTIN?
(voice echoes) YOU SABOTAGED ME!
♪♪♪
(crash)
(thud)
(groans)
I WANT MY OLD LIFE BACK.
BETTY?
HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
(Betty) DANIEL?
(groans)
WHOA, WHOA, HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY.
(whispers) HERE YOU GO.
I CAN SEE.
UH... YEAH.
NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I... (gasps)
MY BRACES! THEY'RE BACK!
I GOT MY WISH!
OKAY. MAYBE WE SHOULD GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. NO, I'M FINE.
I'M FINE. WHERE'S THE BRA? IS IT STILL HERE? YEAH, BUT THEY'RE ABOUT TO TAKE IT TO THE AIRPORT.
NO, THERE'S STILL TIME. WE HAVE TO FIND EVE.
A-BOMB!
NO, NO! NO, NO, NO. NO, HEY. NO, IT'S A NICKNAME.
IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. COME ON. JEEZ!
(Alison) COME ON, B-BOMB. EVE'S RIGHT OVER HERE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. NO PROBLEM.
HEY, WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR BRACES OFF TODAY?
YEAH, CHANGE OF PLANS.
DRAG! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE THOSE THINGS.
WELL, ASIDE FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT CORN ON THE COB,
WHICH I LOVE, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
WHERE'S THE BRA? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
WELL, IT'S NOT.
OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT THIS TIME. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
WILHELMINA. (panting)
LITTLE EXTRA CARDIO WOULDN'T HURT, DARLING.
THE BRA. GIVE IT TO ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE IT THIS TIME. (gasps)
(buttons clatter on floor) WHAT THE HELL?!
OH, MY GOD.
I'M SORRY. I T--I THOUGHT THAT--
THAT YOU WERE-- LIKE BEFORE WHEN--
I HIT MY HEAD. I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
I, LIKE, MAYBE I HAVE A CONCUSSION OR-- (crash)
OW! (gasps)
(muffled voice) NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T PULL IT. I'M STUCK.
(gasps)
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. BETTY IS A BREAST MAN.
(muffled voice) I AM NOT A BREAST MAN.
MY BRACES ARE STUCK TO THE BRA.
SHE RIPPED MY SHIRT CLEAN OFF!
I'M STANDING HERE WITH NOTHING BUT A BUSTIER ON.
IT'S HUMILIATING! (gasps) NO, IT'S GENIUS.
YOU'RE BRINGING BACK UNDERWEAR AS OUTERWEAR.
YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
IT'S A CELEBRATION OF THE BRASSIERE.
WHOO!
BRAVA, BRAVA. THANK YOU.
HEY, BETTY.
MA'AM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STEP AWAY FROM THE BRA.
SIR, WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
MY BRACES ARE STUCK TO THE BRA. WELL, THAT BRA HAS TO BE ON A PLANE TO CAIRO
WITHIN THE HOUR, WHETHER YOU'RE ATTACHED TO IT OR NOT.
LOOK, YOU'RE NOT SHIPPING MY JUNIOR FEATURES EDITOR TO CAIRO.
LOOK, THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO CAN RESOLVE THIS,
AND IT'S EVE. WE HAVE TO FIND EVE.
IT'S ALL ABOUT EVE! EVE!
EVE! DON'T GO.
YOU GOTTA GIVE US MORE TIME TO SHOOT THE BRA.
YEAH, WE CAN CHARTER A PLANE TO GET IT TO CAIRO.
LOOK, IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST LOOK BEYOND THIS PREDICAMENT
AND--AND--AND LOOK INTO YOUR HEART...
(laughing hysterically)
(chuckles)
(continues laughing)
(laughs)
(scattered chuckles)
(laughter fades) OH. (coughs) OH.
UH, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED...
(sniffles) AND A LITTLE PAINFUL.
(sniffles)
WELL, SINCE YOU'VE CHEERED ME UP,
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO HAVE THE BRA FOR TWO HOURS.
(gasps) (whispers) YES!
NOT A MINUTE LONGER.
THANK YOU. YAY! WE DID IT! OW, OW!
WE JUST NEED TO GET YOUR BRACES OFF THAT THING.
IS THERE AN ORTHODONTIST HERE? OH, YEAH, THAT'S LIKELY.
OH, ME. THAT'S ME. EXCUSE ME. I GOT IT.
(gasps) DR. FRANKEL?
OKAY, HERE WE GO. UH-OH.
WHAT?
MM. (clicks tongue) IT'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN I THOUGHT. OH, NO.
I CAN'T TELL WHERE THE BRA ENDS AND THE BRACES BEGIN.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUST CUT THE BRA APART THEN. (Eve) OHH!
OH, FOR GOD SAKE, CUT BETTY APART.
THAT BRA IS WORTH MORE THAN HER LIFE.
WELL, THE ONLY OTHER CHOICE I HAVE IS TO REMOVE YOUR BRACES.
NOW?
LIKE, RIGHT NOW? NOW.
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?
(sighs)
DO IT.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.
(exhales deeply)
OKAY.
I REALLY NEED YOU TO HOLD YOUR MOUTH RIGHT THERE.
(click echoes) (metal thunks)
(click)
(thunk)
(click)
♪♪♪
(loud snap echoes)
THEY'RE GONE? THEY'RE OFF.
WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? IS SOMETHING WRONG?
NO, IT LOOKS...
BETTY, YOU LOOK GREAT. (chuckles)
(Wilhelmina) YES, YES, CONGRATULATIONS, BETTY.
YOUR SMILE WILL NO LONGER INDUCE SEIZURES IN CHILDREN.
NOW CAN WE GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, PLEASE?
MM.
(giggles)
(chuckles)
(speaks indistinctly)
(pop music playing)
(woman) ♪ FA-FA-FASHIONISTA ♪
♪ YOU SEEM TO BE ♪
♪ ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD ♪
(mouths words)
♪ FA-FA-FASHIONISTA, YOU SEEM TO BE ♪
♪ ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD ♪
♪ FEELS SO GOOD... ♪
HEY, HOW DO YOUR TEETH FEEL?
WEIRD. FINE. NAKED.
YEAH. SO I HAVE TO GET HOME.
MY FAMILY'S PLANNING SOMETHING FOR ME TO CELEBRATE.
♪ ON TOP OF THE WORLD ♪
♪ FA-FA-FASHIONISTA, YOU SEEM TO BE ♪
♪ YOU SEEM TO BE ♪
♪ ON TOP OF THE WORLD ♪
AMANDA, HEY.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT US?
OH, WELL, YOU WERE PRETTY CLEAR BEFORE.
WELL... (exhales deeply) I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I DIDN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY THAT.
YOU CAN DATE WHOEVER YOU WANT.
THAT'S WHAT "CASUAL" MEANS, RIGHT?
THAT'S...
THANK YOU.
(sighs)
(indistinct conversations)
HEY. HEY.
SO ALL OF THOSE THINGS GOING WRONG--
THAT WASN'T YOU, WAS IT?
PART OF YOUR PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE COMPANY,
MAKING DANIEL LOOK BAD?
(chuckles) DANIEL CAN DO THAT ALL BY HIMSELF.
NO, MARC, THIS SHOOT IS AN A-CUP.
MY PLAN FOR THE MEADES--
DOUBLE-D.
(gasps)
(speaks inaudibly)
HEY. DID I TELL YOU MY BRILLIANT IDEA?
MILLION DOLLAR THONG.
WHAT'S WITH THE FACE? YOU DON'T THINK IT'D BE COMFORTABLE?
I SAW YOU HUGGING DANIEL.
(gasps) OH, CUTE. YOU'RE JEALOUS.
ACTUALLY, DANIEL AND I JUST HAD A REALLY GREAT TALK,
AND HE KIND OF GAVE US HIS BLESSING. WOW.
SO DANIEL MEADE GAVE US HIS BLESSING.
HOW GENEROUS OF HIM. OKAY, JEALOUSY? SLIGHTLY LESS CUTE.
NO, I AM JUST SAYING THAT THE GUY BARELY TALKS TO ME,
AND NOW HE THINKS THAT I NEED HIS PERMISSION TO DATE YOU?
(exhales deeply) YEAH.
I THINK YOU GUYS STILL HAVE SOME ISSUES TO WORK OUT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? SO DO I.
SO WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LITTLE TIME-OUT,
AND WE CAN ALL WORK ON OUR OWN STUFF FOR NOW?
(camera shutter clicking)
TYLER? I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE OFFICIALLY MET.
I'M WILHELMINA SLATER.
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A DRINK.
(chuckles) YEAH, I COULD. BUT I DON'T DRINK.
(sighs)
♪♪♪
OKAY, READY?
YES.
(Ignacio and Justin) SURPRISE!
♪♪♪
OH! AHH!
YAY!
(laughs)
(gasps) YUMMY.
AWW.
(mouths words) (Hilda) ISN'T THAT SWEET?
SO SWEET. (doorbell rings)
OH, CAN YOU GET THAT, PLEASE? YEAH.
(Hilda) THANK YOU. LET'S SEE.
PERFECT. OKAY, HERE.
NOW YOU CAN RUIN YOUR PERFECT TEETH.
(man) ♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? ♪
(Hilda, Ignacio and Betty speaking indistinctly)
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ALL WE GET ♪
(speaks inaudibly)